This episode examines the gap between friendly AI and real care. We trace how therapy-branded chatbots reinforce stigma and mishandle gray-area risk, why sycophancy rewards agreeable nonsense over clinical judgment, and how new rules (like Illinois’ prohibition on AI therapy) are redrawing the map. Then we pivot to a constructive blueprint: LLMs as training simulators and workflow helpers, not autonomous therapists; explicit abstention and fast human handoffs; journaling and psychoeducation that move people toward licensed care, never replace it. The bottom line: keep the humanity in the loop—because tone can be automated, responsibility can’t.